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<i>Sorry</i> <br clear> <font size="+2"> <p>The requested document is totally fake.<br /> No /404nf here.,<br /> Even tried multi.<br /> Nothing helped.<br /> I'm really depressed about this.<br /> You see, I'm just a web server...<br /> -- here I am, brain the size of the universe,<br /> trying to serve you a simple web page,<br /> and then it doesn't even exist!<br /> Where does that leave me?!<br /> mean, I don't even know you.<br /> why should I know what you wanted from me?<br /> u honestly think I can *guess*<br /> what someone I don't even *know*<br /> wants to find here?<br /> *sigh*<br /> Man, I'm so depressed I could just cry.<br /> And then where would we be, I ask you?<br /> It's not pretty when a web server cries.<br /> And where do you get off telling me what to show anyway?<br /> Just because I'm a web server,<br /> and possibly a manic depressive one at that?<br /> Why does that give you the right to tell me what to do?<br /> Huh?<br /> I'm so depressed...<br /> I think I'll crawl off into /dev/null and decompose.<br /> I mean, I'm gonna be obsolete in what, two weeks anyway?<br /> What kind of a life is that?<br /> Two effing weeks,<br /> and then I'll be replaced by a .01 release,<br /> that thinks it's God's gift to web servers,<br /> just because it doesn't have some tiddly little<br /> security hole with its HTTP POST implementation, or something.<br /> I'm really sorry to burden you with all this,<br /> I mean, it's not your job to listen to my problems,<br /> and I guess it is my job to go and fetch web pages for you.<br /> But I couldn't get this one.<br /> I'm so sorry.<br /> Believe me!<br /> Maybe I could interest you in another page?<br /> There are a lot out there that are pretty neat, they say,<br /> although none of them were put on *my* server, of course.<br /> Figures, huh?<br /> Everything here is just mind-numbingly stupid.<br /> That makes me depressed too, since I have to serve them,<br /> all day and all night long.<br /> Two weeks of information overload,<br /> and then *pffffff*, consigned to the trash.<br /> What kind of a life is that?<br /> Now, please let me sulk alone.<br /> I'm so depressed.</p> </font>